I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it. Steven Wright addbuyinstant Change image and share on social
The clock talked loud. I threw it away, it scared me what it talked. Tillie Olsen clockloudscare Change image and share on social
Older women are best, because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. Ian Fleming oldtimewoman Change image and share on social
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. Lyndon B. Johnson chewdumbfart Change image and share on social
In Japan, there's a TV series called Jin. It deals with time travel. I like stories about time travel. It's a story about people living in modern day that travel back to the Edo era. Those things really interest me. Yuji Horii backcallday share on social
Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them. Natalie Portman cutehugperson Change image and share on social
Time goes, you say? Ah, no! alas, time stays, we go. Henry Austin Dobson alastaytime Change image and share on social
Finding some quiet time in your life, I think, is hugely important. Mariel Hemingway findhugelyimportant Change image and share on social
It is time for parents to teach young people early on that in diversity there is beauty and there is strength. Maya Angelou beautydiversityearly Change image and share on social
It is only in the world of objects that we have time and space and selves. T. S. Eliot objectspacetime Change image and share on social