Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes chew dumb fart
We did not choose to be the guardians of the gate, but there is no one else. Lyndon B. Johnson choosegateguardian Change image and share on social
I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it. Lyndon B. Johnson catchhailhave Change image and share on social
We must open the doors of opportunity. But we must also equip our people to walk through those doors. Lyndon B. Johnson doorequipopen Change image and share on social
The standardization of world culture, with local popular or traditional forms driven out or dumbed down to make way for American television, American music, food, clothes and films, has been seen by many as the very heart of globalization. Fredric Jameson americanclotheculture share on social
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. Graham Norton blissfartfind Change image and share on social
Topsoil is a place of digestion. It sucks and chews things into smaller pieces. When it's hungry, it turns grey and stony; when it's thirsty, it opens thousands of cracked lips. Subsoil is more skeletal: it doesn't digest. Alice Oswald chewcrackdigest share on social