Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day. Emo Philips baddaydevil Change image and share on social
I would like to attend college in the future when I have time. I have always been interested in architecture, so perhaps I would pursue a degree in that or business. James Maslow architectureattendbusiness Change image and share on social
My parents told me from the time I can remember that, 'Yeah, you're adopted. But this is your family.' I can remember my mom, she tells me this story: when I was little, I was looking at her, and I was like, 'Why isn't my skin the same color as yours?' She was like, 'Oh, you're adopted, but I wish I had pretty brown skin like you.' Colin Kaepernick adoptbrowncolor share on social
Comedy is the slave of time. What seemed funny then is unlikely to seem funny now, just as what strikes us as funny now would not have seemed funny then. Craig Brown comedyfunnyslave Change image and share on social
Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage. Zig Ziglar marriagepeopleplan Change image and share on social
I used to play ultimate Frisbee, and I just got a reputation for making popcorn at parties. I don't mean to brag on myself, but I make the popcorn in the pot, and it comes out fine every time. Bill Nye bragfinefrisbee Change image and share on social
Actors will always tell you it's more fun playing bad guys. A lot of the time, it's criminals who are the people who don't care. There's something extraordinarily seductive about the guy who doesn't care, and to play that guy is terribly empowering, because you don't have to worry about the consequences of your actions. Brendan Gleeson actionactorbad share on social
I'm a portrait photographer that's used to shooting celebrities, and I usually need time and all kinds of lights and a studio to set up my shots. Platon celebritykindlight Change image and share on social
I took a cabbie to taxi court once. Years ago, this guy didn't want to take me to Brooklyn. Just refused. I explained that I would absolutely take him to Taxi Court because, see, I'm an actor and have pretty much nothing but free time. Chris Eigeman absolutelyactorago share on social
Space is to place as eternity is to time. Joseph Joubert eternityplacespace Change image and share on social