Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show. Mitch Hedberg nightpeopleshow Change image and share on social
Who makes quick use of the moment is a genius of prudence. Johann Kaspar Lavater geniusmakemoment Change image and share on social
A lot of actors I had worked with seemed mentally unbalanced. It's only a matter of time before I go nuts myself. Craig Bierko actorlotmatter Change image and share on social
Think of God; attachments will gradually drop away. If you wait till all desires disappear before starting your devotion and prayer, you will have to wait for a very long time indeed. Ramana Maharshi attachmentdesiredevotion Change image and share on social
The general knowledge of time on the island depends, curiously enough, on the direction of the wind. John Millington Synge curiouslydependdirection Change image and share on social
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin amountcausedeath Change image and share on social
I have finished second twice in my time at Green Bay, and I don't ever want to finish second again. There is a second place bowl game, but it is a game for losers played by losers. It is and always has been an American zeal to be first in anything we do, and to win, and to win, and to win. Vince Lombardi americanbaybowl share on social
We need quiet time to examine our lives openly and honestly - spending quiet time alone gives your mind an opportunity to renew itself and create order. Susan L. Taylor createexaminehonestly Change image and share on social
Earthshaking fire from the center of the Earth will cause tremors around the New City. Two great rocks will war for a long time, then Arethusa will redden a new river. Nostradamus arethusacentercity Change image and share on social
Time is the only comforter for the loss of a mother. Jane Welsh Carlyle comforterlossmother Change image and share on social