When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes embarrass watch
My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ. Tim Conway funnyparentshare Change image and share on social
I was dyslexic - was, still am - 'cause I would see words that weren't there. And people just started laughing, and I thought, well, this is a good way to make a living. I'll just go downtown to read and have people laugh, you know? Tim Conway downtowndyslexicgood share on social
I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say we're about as close as you can get to being a comedy team. Tim Conway burnettclosecomedy Change image and share on social
It is only when you watch the dense mass of thousands of ants, crowded together around the Hill, blackening the ground, that you begin to see the whole beast, and now you observe it thinking, planning, calculating. It is an intelligence, a kind of live computer, with crawling bits for its wits. Lewis Thomas antbeastbegin share on social
Everything you listen to when you are 17 should be embarrassing, otherwise you are way too cool. Jessica Brown Findlay coolembarrasslisten Change image and share on social