Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. Tim Allen careeasyfamily Change image and share on social
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. Tim Allen carendferrari Change image and share on social
My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best. Tim Allen backgroundbasicallycar Change image and share on social
I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did. Tim Allen bigcatechismclass share on social
When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite. Tim Allen oppositesmarttell Change image and share on social
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car. Tim Allen carferrariferraris Change image and share on social
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison. Tim Allen childchoicehave Change image and share on social
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom. Tim Allen amountdadfriend share on social
