Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded. Tim Allen dangerouselectricityfloor Change image and share on social
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom. Tim Allen amountdadfriend share on social
I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children. Tim Allen adamantchilddrive Change image and share on social
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. Tim Allen careeasyfamily Change image and share on social
In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers. Tim Allen boycalmchallenge Change image and share on social
The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels. Tim Allen fairhatefullevel Change image and share on social
I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it. Tim Allen backfatherfear Change image and share on social
I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. Tim Allen algebrafiguregood Change image and share on social
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church. Tim Allen churchgodidea Change image and share on social
