Theophilus London

Shopping at any level is a bit of therapy for my medulla oblongata.

What I sell is the higher knowledge of knowing what's next and not following the trend of what's now.

The most time I spent home in 2009 was about a month.

Anna Deavere Smith's new one-woman show bills itself as being about health care, but the truth is that 'Let Me Down Easy' is mostly about the grimmer subject of death and dying.

I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack.

I don't get emails from my corporate overlords.