It's a form of mental and verbal gymnastics, and one of the things that appeals to me most about commenting on darts is that no one knows exactly what I'm going to come out with next - and neither do I. Sid Waddell appealcommentdart share on social
I talk fast because I'm asthmatic, and I'm desperately hoping the words get out before my breath fails. Sid Waddell asthmaticbreathdesperately Change image and share on social
Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter. Sid Waddell buffalomanpea Change image and share on social
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27. Sid Waddell alexanderbristowconquer Change image and share on social
The thing about darts is that you've got to shout. It's not like cricket where you can talk to Michael Atherton and ask him to analyse the bloody nuances. Darts does not have nuances. You've got to hurl yourself at it. Sid Waddell analyseathertonbloody share on social
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint. Sid Waddell beatflintheart Change image and share on social
The thing with darts players is they have always appeared available. They don't have to live like monks. I've only ever met one dry player in 35 years. Sid Waddell appeardarthave Change image and share on social
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus. Sid Waddell comebackgreatlazarus Change image and share on social
There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions. Sid Waddell christianexcitementfeed Change image and share on social
I want the little lassies who are thinking of going to a nightclub in Cardiff to stop to see what that guy's screaming for, or Grandma to put her knitting down to see why that guy's chatting about Alexander the Great. I'm after pulling in, whether it's in Manila, Beijing or whatever, the biggest possible audience. Sid Waddell alexanderaudiencebeijing share on social