The thing with darts players is they have always appeared available. They don't have to live like monks. I've only ever met one dry player in 35 years. Sid Waddell appeardarthave Change image and share on social
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus. Sid Waddell comebackgreatlazarus Change image and share on social
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them. Sid Waddell atmospherechipelvis Change image and share on social
There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions. Sid Waddell christianexcitementfeed Change image and share on social
The thing about darts is that you've got to shout. It's not like cricket where you can talk to Michael Atherton and ask him to analyse the bloody nuances. Darts does not have nuances. You've got to hurl yourself at it. Sid Waddell analyseathertonbloody share on social
I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack. Sid Waddell badballdinner Change image and share on social
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27. Sid Waddell alexanderbristowconquer Change image and share on social
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint. Sid Waddell beatflintheart Change image and share on social
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed. Sid Waddell predictablespeedwasp Change image and share on social
It's a form of mental and verbal gymnastics, and one of the things that appeals to me most about commenting on darts is that no one knows exactly what I'm going to come out with next - and neither do I. Sid Waddell appealcommentdart share on social
