It's a form of mental and verbal gymnastics, and one of the things that appeals to me most about commenting on darts is that no one knows exactly what I'm going to come out with next - and neither do I. Sid Waddell appealcommentdart share on social
I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack. Sid Waddell badballdinner Change image and share on social
I want the little lassies who are thinking of going to a nightclub in Cardiff to stop to see what that guy's screaming for, or Grandma to put her knitting down to see why that guy's chatting about Alexander the Great. I'm after pulling in, whether it's in Manila, Beijing or whatever, the biggest possible audience. Sid Waddell alexanderaudiencebeijing share on social
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them. Sid Waddell atmospherechipelvis Change image and share on social
The thing with darts players is they have always appeared available. They don't have to live like monks. I've only ever met one dry player in 35 years. Sid Waddell appeardarthave Change image and share on social
There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions. Sid Waddell christianexcitementfeed Change image and share on social
I'm never quite as excited as people think because with my voice, when I shout, I squeak. Sid Waddell excitepeopleshout Change image and share on social
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus. Sid Waddell comebackgreatlazarus Change image and share on social
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint. Sid Waddell beatflintheart Change image and share on social
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals. Sid Waddell goldenliferival Change image and share on social