I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry. Stephen Colbert dabblenewspaperpoetry Change image and share on social
You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians. Stephen Colbert comedianinformationlevel Change image and share on social
In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars. Stephen Colbert candidatedollarmillion Change image and share on social
If you don't give power to the words that people throw at you to hurt you, they don't hurt you anymore. And you actually have power over those people. Stephen Colbert anymoregivehurt Change image and share on social
I'm a simple man with a simple mind. I hold a simple set of beliefs that I live by. Number one, I believe in America. I believe it exists. My gut tells me I live there. I feel that it extends from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and I strongly believe it has 50 states. Stephen Colbert americaatlanticbelief share on social
I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law. Stephen Colbert breakcheckfamous Change image and share on social
I'm a junkie for exhaustion, and I'm a junkie for setting up my expectations too high and then trying to meet them. Stephen Colbert exhaustionexpectationhigh Change image and share on social
I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions. Stephen Colbert actorblowhate Change image and share on social
I am highly variable in my devotion. From a doctrinal point of view or a dogmatic point of view or a strictly Catholic adherent point of view, I'm first to say that I talk a good game, but I don't know how good I am about it in practice. Stephen Colbert adherentcatholicdevotion share on social
