Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character. Stephen Colbert characterpartshamelessness Change image and share on social
Don't be afraid to make things up. Never fear being exposed as a fraud. Experts make things up all the time. They're qualified to. Stephen Colbert afraidexpertexpose Change image and share on social
In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars. Stephen Colbert candidatedollarmillion Change image and share on social
Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses. Stephen Colbert changecowboydream Change image and share on social
If you don't give power to the words that people throw at you to hurt you, they don't hurt you anymore. And you actually have power over those people. Stephen Colbert anymoregivehurt Change image and share on social
I'm a junkie for exhaustion, and I'm a junkie for setting up my expectations too high and then trying to meet them. Stephen Colbert exhaustionexpectationhigh Change image and share on social
I have tender feelings for Nixon because everybody has warm feelings about their childhood. Actually, I didn't like the Watergate trials 'cause they interrupted 'The Munsters.' Stephen Colbert childhoodfeelinginterrupt Change image and share on social
I would say laughter is the best medicine. But it's more than that. It's an entire regime of antibiotics and steroids. Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche and then applies an antibiotic cream. You gotta keep it away from your eyes. Stephen Colbert antibioticapplybring share on social
Make no mistake: I love women. I'm married to one, I was birthed by one, and I played one in my high school production of 'Romeo and Juliet.' No one else could fit into the bodice. Stephen Colbert birthedbodicefit Change image and share on social
I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does. Stephen Colbert hugejunkielove Change image and share on social
