My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories, that was my brother Ed. As a child, I just absorbed everything they said, and I was always in competition for the laughs. Stephen Colbert absorbbillybrother share on social
The letters that say 'I'm getting the messages you're sending me through the television screen' are not great. But those are few and far between, thank God. I get wonderful letters, and people send me artwork. Stephen Colbert artworkgodgreat share on social
Who really wants to be themselves when they're teenagers? Stephen Colbert teenager Change image and share on social
I loved George Carlin and Dean Martin. I was one of those kids who had every comedy album. Stephen Colbert albumcarlincomedy Change image and share on social
Reality has a well-known liberal bias. Stephen Colbert biasliberalreality Change image and share on social
I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry. Stephen Colbert dabblenewspaperpoetry Change image and share on social
In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars. Stephen Colbert candidatedollarmillion Change image and share on social
Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty. Stephen Colbert certaintyfactmatter Change image and share on social
I look, absolutely, like I'm going to sell you insurance. Stephen Colbert absolutelyinsurancesell Change image and share on social