It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. Stephen Colbert anymorecaseentitle Change image and share on social
I do love my country. I don't think I'm particularly a good American. I don't know what makes a good American. Other than somebody who - I like people who let other people alone. I think that's a pretty good American. And I keep my hands to myself. So I'm an OK American. Stephen Colbert americancountrygood share on social
My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories, that was my brother Ed. As a child, I just absorbed everything they said, and I was always in competition for the laughs. Stephen Colbert absorbbillybrother share on social
Who really wants to be themselves when they're teenagers? Stephen Colbert teenager Change image and share on social
I loved George Carlin and Dean Martin. I was one of those kids who had every comedy album. Stephen Colbert albumcarlincomedy Change image and share on social
Reality has a well-known liberal bias. Stephen Colbert biasliberalreality Change image and share on social
I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry. Stephen Colbert dabblenewspaperpoetry Change image and share on social
Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty. Stephen Colbert certaintyfactmatter Change image and share on social
I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law. Stephen Colbert breakcheckfamous Change image and share on social
