In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes candidate dollar million
Don't be afraid to make things up. Never fear being exposed as a fraud. Experts make things up all the time. They're qualified to. Stephen Colbert afraidexpertexpose Change image and share on social
I have a mug that actually verifies that I'm the world's best dad. That's a mug. That's not me talking. You can't just buy those. Stephen Colbert buydadmug Change image and share on social
Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls? Stephen Colbert agnosticatheistball Change image and share on social
I'm the only candidate which has a policy about how to bring economic opportunity - using clean, renewable energy as the key - into coal country, because we're going to put a lot of coal miners and coal companies out of business. Hillary Clinton bringbusinesscandidate share on social
There's a whole bunch of unfinished stuff. Then I've got books of lyrics. I find it frustrating to finish a song and not be able to record it... so I don't write a million songs. Christine McVie bookbunchfind Change image and share on social
Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. Marilyn Monroe centdollarfifty Change image and share on social