Stephen Colbert

Don't be afraid to make things up. Never fear being exposed as a fraud. Experts make things up all the time. They're qualified to.

I have a mug that actually verifies that I'm the world's best dad. That's a mug. That's not me talking. You can't just buy those.

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.

I'm a huge Dallas Mavs fan. What I love about Dirk Nowitzki is he has just as much talent as everyone else, if not more, and he never toots his own horn. He's this silent warrior.