He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed. Sid Waddell predictablespeedwasp Change image and share on social
He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. Sid Waddell happymicrowavepenguin Change image and share on social
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. Sid Waddell kangaroopintrampoline Change image and share on social
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out. Sid Waddell giraffeleafneck Change image and share on social
I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack. Sid Waddell badballdinner Change image and share on social
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength. Sid Waddell bodydartfit Change image and share on social
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals. Sid Waddell goldenliferival Change image and share on social
As a kid, I was school swot, but I used to hang around the billiard halls, learning that Geordie sense of humour, mixing with low-lifes. They were the sort who'd pick your pocket and then say 'Here you are lad, here's tuppence, get yourself some chips'. I was a good rugby player, a good runner, so I fitted in at Cambridge quite easily. Sid Waddell billiardcambridgechip share on social
That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble! Sid Waddell onionpicklethimble Change image and share on social