He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed. Sid Waddell predictablespeedwasp Change image and share on social
I'm a postmodern commentator, and so, in a cheeky parallel to James Joyce or James Kelman, I get to places, verbally, that are a little unusual - when I talk about Jocky Wilson and end up sounding like a Jackson Pollock of the commentary box. Sid Waddell boxcheekycommentary share on social
He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. Sid Waddell happymicrowavepenguin Change image and share on social
The thing about darts is that you've got to shout. It's not like cricket where you can talk to Michael Atherton and ask him to analyse the bloody nuances. Darts does not have nuances. You've got to hurl yourself at it. Sid Waddell analyseathertonbloody share on social
Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter. Sid Waddell buffalomanpea Change image and share on social
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27. Sid Waddell alexanderbristowconquer Change image and share on social
That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble! Sid Waddell onionpicklethimble Change image and share on social
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength. Sid Waddell bodydartfit Change image and share on social
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out. Sid Waddell giraffeleafneck Change image and share on social
