He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. Sid Waddell happymicrowavepenguin Change image and share on social
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. Sid Waddell kangaroopintrampoline Change image and share on social
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out. Sid Waddell giraffeleafneck Change image and share on social
Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter. Sid Waddell buffalomanpea Change image and share on social
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength. Sid Waddell bodydartfit Change image and share on social
That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble! Sid Waddell onionpicklethimble Change image and share on social
I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack. Sid Waddell badballdinner Change image and share on social
You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player. Sid Waddell dartplayerpub Change image and share on social
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals. Sid Waddell goldenliferival Change image and share on social
