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That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus. Sid Waddell comebackgreatlazarus Change image and share on social
Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter. Sid Waddell buffalomanpea Change image and share on social
I talk fast because I'm asthmatic, and I'm desperately hoping the words get out before my breath fails. Sid Waddell asthmaticbreathdesperately Change image and share on social
I am happy to the spokeswoman for this French youth that tomorrow will be spearhead new hope in the shape of the National Front. Marion Marechal-Le Pen frenchfronthappy Change image and share on social
The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it. Stephen Hawking bangbigcook share on social
