Sid Caesar

The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.

If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song.

When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon.

I don't really have time to watch too much, but I like 'Family Guy' and 'Entourage.' I'm also obsessed with the YouTube series 'Balls of Steel.' It's hilarious.

God looks after children, animals and idiots.

The free sharing and teaching of open source is incompatible with the notion of the solitary genius.