The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. Sid Caesar geniusguyidiot Change image and share on social
The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one. Sid Caesar dullfellowgood Change image and share on social
The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language that they use! It's being outrageous for the sake of being outrageous. I can't watch it. It turns me off. Sid Caesar kidlanguagemovie share on social
In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. Sid Caesar callenjoygoal Change image and share on social
If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song. Sid Caesar languagelistenminute Change image and share on social
Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. Sid Caesar basecomedycurlicue Change image and share on social
When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon. Sid Caesar buffooncomedyfun Change image and share on social
When we could split the screen, it was like 'Wow!'. Sid Caesar screensplitwow Change image and share on social
