I don't talk, I quote. I can't help it. It's better to be quotable than honest. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes honest quotable quote
I am a fraud. I have cobbled together my personality from hundreds of little bits. I am simultaneously the most genuine and the most artificial person you will ever meet. Sebastian Horsley artificialbitcobble Change image and share on social
I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'. Sebastian Horsley intellectualmustardpas Change image and share on social
I regret everything. But so what? At least I have cause. Sebastian Horsley regret Change image and share on social
It is better to be quotable than to be honest. Tom Stoppard honestquotable Change image and share on social
I don't think even when you find a person, you can be completely honest, ever. There's still pieces of you that you don't give away. I do believe you always need that place where it's just you, your thoughts, no one else's judgment or anything. Alicia Keys completelyfindgive share on social
Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.' Steven Wright beddeathend Change image and share on social