Sebastian Horsley

I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.

I am a fraud. I have cobbled together my personality from hundreds of little bits. I am simultaneously the most genuine and the most artificial person you will ever meet.

I don't talk, I quote. I can't help it. It's better to be quotable than honest.

I don't like to get in front of people.

It is good to be in front of the lens to appreciate more being behind the lens.

Buddha means awareness, the awareness of body and mind that prevents evil from arising in either.