Sebastian Horsley

I am a fraud. I have cobbled together my personality from hundreds of little bits. I am simultaneously the most genuine and the most artificial person you will ever meet.

I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.

I don't talk, I quote. I can't help it. It's better to be quotable than honest.

It is good to be in front of the lens to appreciate more being behind the lens.

I don't like to get in front of people.

Buddha means awareness, the awareness of body and mind that prevents evil from arising in either.