Top 90 Quotes by Scott Adams

About Scott Adams

These are some quotes by American author Scott Adams Cartoonist, who was born on September 28, 1957.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

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It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

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Success is entirely accessible, even if you happen to be a huge screw-up 95 percent of the time.

Success is entirely accessible, even if you happen to be a huge screw-up 95 percent of the time.

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One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

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Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

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I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff.

I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff.

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Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.

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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

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For most people, it's easy to be passionate about things that are working out, and that distorts our impression of the importance of passion. I've been involved in several dozen business ventures over the course of my life, and each one made me excited at the start. You might even call it passion.

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Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.

Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.

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