I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet. Scott Adams internetrealitysurrender Change image and share on social
Every skill you acquire doubles your odds of success. Scott Adams acquiredoubleodd Change image and share on social
'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip. Scott Adams 90sdilbertdownsize Change image and share on social
It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. Scott Adams badcorporationhumor Change image and share on social
Success is entirely accessible, even if you happen to be a huge screw-up 95 percent of the time. Scott Adams accessiblehappenhuge Change image and share on social
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. Scott Adams braincompensatedead Change image and share on social
My failed corporate career became the fodder for the 'Dilbert' comic. Once it became clear I would not be climbing any higher on the corporate ladder, it freed me to mock managers without worrying that it would stall my career. Most failures create some sort of unplanned freedom. I took full advantage of mine. Scott Adams advantagecareerclear share on social
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free. Scott Adams freelifepart Change image and share on social
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. Scott Adams dangerousidiotresourceful Change image and share on social
Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier. Scott Adams cartoonisteasyguess Change image and share on social