If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? Scott Adams kindpeoplequestion Change image and share on social
For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays. Scott Adams careercomicday Change image and share on social
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. Scott Adams companyconsultantcredibility Change image and share on social
I think if you talk to anybody who ever went from not having much to having enough to buy what they wanted, they're always happier. Now I get that whole '$75,000 a year is some kind of magic number,' but my experience is 'more is better, up to a point.' Then there's a point where it doesn't make any difference. Scott Adams 000buydifference share on social
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. Scott Adams createengineerhandily Change image and share on social
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. Scott Adams differenceexpensemake Change image and share on social
We don't always have an accurate view of our own potential. I think most people who are frightened of public speaking and can't imagine they might feel different as a result of training. Don't assume you know how much potential you have. Sometimes the only way to know what you can do is to test yourself. Scott Adams accurateassumefeel share on social
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles. Scott Adams arguebattlecandy share on social
I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately. Scott Adams attractionemotionalfinancial Change image and share on social
Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems. Scott Adams brandcreateexpect share on social