Top 90 Quotes by Scott Adams

About Scott Adams

These are some quotes by American author Scott Adams Cartoonist, who was born on September 28, 1957.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Scott Adams

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

Scott Adams

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

Scott Adams

Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom.

Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom.

Scott Adams

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.

Scott Adams

I'm a poor artist. Through brute force, I brought myself up to mediocre. I've never taken a writing class, but I can write okay.

I'm a poor artist. Through brute force, I brought myself up to mediocre. I've never taken a writing class, but I can write okay.

Scott Adams

The most important thing when you study hypnosis is that you learn that humans are irrational. Until you understand that, hypnosis is hard to do... For me, it was this great awakening to understand that humans are deeply irrational, and it's probably the greatest influence on me in terms of my writing.

Scott Adams

In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.

In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.

Scott Adams

One strategy for getting ahead is being incredibly good at a particular skill; you need to be world-class to stand out for that skill. In my case, I layered fairly average skills together until the combination became special.

Scott Adams

Every skill you acquire doubles your odds of success.

Every skill you acquire doubles your odds of success.

Scott Adams

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