If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. Scott Adams condescendfindshow Change image and share on social
You give anybody a billion dollars, and of course they are passionate. Passion is one of those things like willpower in that there's 'magical thinking' about it. You've got to be careful about 'magical thinking.' Scott Adams billioncarefuldollar share on social
Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams. Scott Adams formproactiverestructure Change image and share on social
I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist, but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life. Scott Adams businesscapitalcartoon share on social
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? Scott Adams kindpeoplequestion Change image and share on social
For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays. Scott Adams careercomicday Change image and share on social
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. Scott Adams companyconsultantcredibility Change image and share on social
I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm terribly uncomfortable. Scott Adams happyhourrare Change image and share on social
Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it. Scott Adams alzheimercapitalistface Change image and share on social
