I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm terribly uncomfortable. Scott Adams happyhourrare Change image and share on social
Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. Scott Adams childdifferentlyhandicap Change image and share on social
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. Scott Adams condescendfindshow Change image and share on social
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. Scott Adams actcreateend Change image and share on social
The only risk of failure is promotion. Scott Adams failurepromotionrisk Change image and share on social
You give anybody a billion dollars, and of course they are passionate. Passion is one of those things like willpower in that there's 'magical thinking' about it. You've got to be careful about 'magical thinking.' Scott Adams billioncarefuldollar share on social
Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams. Scott Adams formproactiverestructure Change image and share on social
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. Scott Adams allowartcreativity Change image and share on social
I don't get embarrassed by the same things that other people do. I would say that probably the biggest thing that holds people back is, 'If I do this, I'm going to look like an idiot if it doesn't work out.' Scott Adams backbigembarrass share on social