I'm a poor artist. Through brute force, I brought myself up to mediocre. I've never taken a writing class, but I can write okay. Scott Adams artistbringbrute Change image and share on social
One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there's something about that that keeps it fresh to the viewer. Scott Adams drawingfreshreason Change image and share on social
I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message. Scott Adams automaticallybegincomputer share on social
The longer you work here, diverse it gets. Scott Adams diverselongwork Change image and share on social
Beware of advice about successful people and their methods. For starters, no two situations are alike. Your dreams of creating a dry-cleaning empire won't be helped by knowing that Thomas Edison liked to take naps. Scott Adams advicealikebeware share on social
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. Scott Adams allowartcreativity Change image and share on social
If your goal is to lose 10 pounds, you may wake up each day with failure in mind because the goal is hard to reach, and you are progressing only by small amounts. It takes up all your willpower. I recommend that instead of a goal, you have a system. Scott Adams amountdayfailure share on social
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours. Scott Adams bothercathour Change image and share on social
I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else. Scott Adams bossdilbertearly Change image and share on social