I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing. Scott Adams hatework Change image and share on social
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. Scott Adams braincompensatedead Change image and share on social
For most people, it's easy to be passionate about things that are working out, and that distorts our impression of the importance of passion. I've been involved in several dozen business ventures over the course of my life, and each one made me excited at the start. You might even call it passion. Scott Adams businesscalldistort share on social
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings. Scott Adams developinitiativekey Change image and share on social
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. Scott Adams dangerousidiotresourceful Change image and share on social
If you see voters as rational, you'll be a terrible politician. People are not wired to be rational. Our brains simply evolved to keep us alive. Brains did not evolve to give us truth. Brains merely give us movies in our minds that keeps us sane and motivated. But none of it is rational or true, except maybe sometimes by coincidence. Scott Adams alivebraincoincidence share on social
I'm a poor artist. Through brute force, I brought myself up to mediocre. I've never taken a writing class, but I can write okay. Scott Adams artistbringbrute Change image and share on social
I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message. Scott Adams automaticallybegincomputer share on social
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. Scott Adams basecountcreator Change image and share on social