I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again. S. J. Perelman backdisposefit Change image and share on social
Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck. S. J. Perelman bottomdealdeck Change image and share on social
He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it. S. J. Perelman awakenbitehelp Change image and share on social
The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are. S. J. Perelman dishtowelfactpersonality Change image and share on social
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. S. J. Perelman 21stadultcentury Change image and share on social
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. S. J. Perelman bedspringdiedistant Change image and share on social
