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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. S. J. Perelman bedspringdiedistant Change image and share on social
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. S. J. Perelman 21stadultcentury Change image and share on social
I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again. S. J. Perelman backdisposefit Change image and share on social
The old dog, if not assaulted, does not bite. Edward Asiminei assaultbitedog Change image and share on social
Kill the one who rebukes you with the truth, and glorify the one who honors you with a lie! Edward Asiminei glorifyhonorkill Change image and share on social
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. Helen Keller beautifulfeltheart Change image and share on social
There are only 3 colors, 10 digits, and 7 notes; its what we do with them that's important. Jim Rohn colordigitimportant Change image and share on social