S. J. Perelman

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

I was a bit challenged when I was younger to stay on the right path.

But whether it be dream or truth, to do well is what matters. If it be truth, for truth's sake. If not, then to gain friends for the time when we awaken.

When I do my makeup, it kind of helps me get into the character that I'm trying to portray.