If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me. Ryan Stiles mantall Change image and share on social
On 'Whose Line,' we had six, seven, eight scenes per show, so everything was pretty quick. And there's a lot of games that we just got tired of, like 'Hats' and 'World's Worst' and 'Hoedown' and stuff. Ryan Stiles badgamehat share on social
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess. Ryan Stiles blimpchessdark Change image and share on social
If I were like your mother, I would be a woman. Ryan Stiles motherwoman Change image and share on social
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States. Ryan Stiles jimmultiplepersonality Change image and share on social
I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do. Ryan Stiles addconvincehard share on social
If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian. Ryan Stiles caucasianrapsensation Change image and share on social
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish! Ryan Stiles fishgillman Change image and share on social
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana. Ryan Stiles bananaeatinterrupt Change image and share on social