If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife. Ryan Stiles manwifewoman Change image and share on social
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me. Ryan Stiles mantall Change image and share on social
On 'Whose Line,' we had six, seven, eight scenes per show, so everything was pretty quick. And there's a lot of games that we just got tired of, like 'Hats' and 'World's Worst' and 'Hoedown' and stuff. Ryan Stiles badgamehat share on social
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess. Ryan Stiles blimpchessdark Change image and share on social
If I were like your mother, I would be a woman. Ryan Stiles motherwoman Change image and share on social
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States. Ryan Stiles jimmultiplepersonality Change image and share on social
If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian. Ryan Stiles caucasianrapsensation Change image and share on social
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish! Ryan Stiles fishgillman Change image and share on social
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana. Ryan Stiles bananaeatinterrupt Change image and share on social
