I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do. Ryan Stiles addconvincehard share on social
That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy. Ryan Stiles dougheatmake Change image and share on social
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards. Ryan Stiles backwardsconfessionhave Change image and share on social
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me. Ryan Stiles mantall Change image and share on social
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess. Ryan Stiles blimpchessdark Change image and share on social
If I were like your mother, I would be a woman. Ryan Stiles motherwoman Change image and share on social
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States. Ryan Stiles jimmultiplepersonality Change image and share on social
The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'. Ryan Stiles americadancefool Change image and share on social
I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada. Ryan Stiles canadalovetaxis Change image and share on social
If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian. Ryan Stiles caucasianrapsensation Change image and share on social
