Ryan Stiles

The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

I like globalization; I want to say it works, but it is hard to say that when six hundred million people are slipping backwards.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.