People don't throw your bags out of windows because of lies; they throw them out because of the truth. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes bag lie people
Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God. Russell Brand beautifulbelongcomedian Change image and share on social
The bad-boy label is just an assumption. Russell Brand assumptionbadboy Change image and share on social
I enjoyed having a reputation as being wild, but these days I try not to worry about what people think in the privacy of their own brain or what they write in the bizarre publicity of their own newspapers, because all of those things are meaningless. Russell Brand bizarrebrainday share on social
A myth is a lie that conceals or reveals a truth. But if it reveals even a strand of history or truth, that's what gets my adrenaline going. Ashwin Sanghi adrenalineconcealhistory Change image and share on social
I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag. Seth Meyers baggroceryshopper Change image and share on social