A skillful playwright might have a good time with the story of the assassination of President William McKinley, and especially with the three most flamboyant political figures involved: Mark Hanna, Theodore Roosevelt, and Emma Goldman. Russell Baker assassinationemmafigure share on social
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Anything that isn't opposed by about 40 percent of humanity is either an evil business or so unimportant that it simply doesn't matter. Russell Baker businessevilhumanity Change image and share on social
It was clear soon after his election that Obama, like FDR, wanted to start dealing with the economic crisis immediately after his inauguration. Russell Baker clearcrisisdeal Change image and share on social
Except for politics, no business is scrutinized more exhaustively than journalism. Russell Baker businessexhaustivelyjournalism Change image and share on social
Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it. Russell Baker airportanticipatebadly Change image and share on social
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. Russell Baker breakcardesperately Change image and share on social
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. Russell Baker breakcategoryclassify Change image and share on social
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. Russell Baker defeatgoalinanimate Change image and share on social
Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it. Russell Baker makepowersuffer Change image and share on social
