Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it. Russell Baker airportanticipatebadly Change image and share on social
The best discussion of trouble in boardroom and business office is found in newspapers' own financial pages and speeches by journalists in management jobs. Russell Baker boardroombusinessdiscussion Change image and share on social
My natural instinct after doing something shameful is not to rush into the street boasting about it but to put on dark glasses and head for the next county, hoping nobody notices I've been in the neighborhood. Russell Baker boastcountydark share on social
Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity. Russell Baker dielivepublicity Change image and share on social
You can always tell folks from nonfolks. Folks like to feel good, like to smile for the camera when there's a big photo opportunity for a really good cause. Russell Baker bigcamerafeel Change image and share on social
Objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. Russell Baker breakcategoryclassify Change image and share on social
Roosevelt's declaration that Americans had 'nothing to fear but fear itself' was a glorious piece of inspirational rhetoric and just as gloriously wrong. Russell Baker americandeclarationfear Change image and share on social
Few expected very much of Franklin Roosevelt on Inauguration Day in 1933. Like Barack Obama seventy-six years later, he was succeeding a failed Republican president, and Americans had voted for change. What that change might be Roosevelt never clearly said, probably because he himself didn't know. Russell Baker americanbarackchange share on social
A skillful playwright might have a good time with the story of the assassination of President William McKinley, and especially with the three most flamboyant political figures involved: Mark Hanna, Theodore Roosevelt, and Emma Goldman. Russell Baker assassinationemmafigure share on social
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. Russell Baker defeatgoalinanimate Change image and share on social