In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved. Russell Baker admissionagebeloved Change image and share on social
Anything that isn't opposed by about 40 percent of humanity is either an evil business or so unimportant that it simply doesn't matter. Russell Baker businessevilhumanity Change image and share on social
The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any. Russell Baker fitnotionreal Change image and share on social
Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity. Russell Baker cautionhazardoussolemnity Change image and share on social
Strategic thinkers were naturally rattled to find this outsider fooling around with their work. They had been thinking strategically when Reagan was just another movie actor playing opposite a chimpanzee, for heaven's sake. They think Reagan is too naive, too innocent, to grasp the intellectual complexities of cold war strategy. Russell Baker actorchimpanzeecold share on social
Like all young reporters - brilliant or hopelessly incompetent - I dreamed of the glamorous life of the foreign correspondent: prowling Vienna in a Burberry trench coat, speaking a dozen languages to dangerous women, narrowly escaping Sardinian bandits - the usual stuff that newspaper dreams are made of. Russell Baker banditbrilliantburberry share on social
The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. Russell Baker badrecognizething Change image and share on social
Gerald Boyd was a classic specimen of the self-made man. Born poor, he worked and studied his way up out of poverty under the guidance of his widowed grandmother. Russell Baker bearboydclassic Change image and share on social
Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when age finally stirs their curiosity, there is no parent left to tell them. Russell Baker agechildcuriosity Change image and share on social
Listen once in a while. It's amazing what you can hear. Russell Baker amazehearlisten Change image and share on social