An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong. Russell Baker deadeducatefalse Change image and share on social
Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity. Russell Baker cautionhazardoussolemnity Change image and share on social
What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises. Russell Baker americancallcloset Change image and share on social
Like all young reporters - brilliant or hopelessly incompetent - I dreamed of the glamorous life of the foreign correspondent: prowling Vienna in a Burberry trench coat, speaking a dozen languages to dangerous women, narrowly escaping Sardinian bandits - the usual stuff that newspaper dreams are made of. Russell Baker banditbrilliantburberry share on social
Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when age finally stirs their curiosity, there is no parent left to tell them. Russell Baker agechildcuriosity Change image and share on social
It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic. Russell Baker americanenrichinevitably Change image and share on social
The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. Russell Baker badrecognizething Change image and share on social
Serious journalism need not be solemn. Russell Baker journalismsolemn Change image and share on social
In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved. Russell Baker admissionagebeloved Change image and share on social
You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart. Russell Baker enjoyheartheavy Change image and share on social