You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart. Russell Baker enjoyheartheavy Change image and share on social
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. Russell Baker breakcategoryclassify Change image and share on social
People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. Russell Baker enjoyleavelot Change image and share on social
It's good for the soul to hear yourself as others hear you, and next time maybe, just maybe, you will not talk so much, so loudly, so brilliantly, so charmingly, so utterly shamelessly foolishly. Russell Baker brilliantlycharminglyfoolishly Change image and share on social
A day spent praising the earth and lamenting man's pollutionist history makes you feel like a superior, sensitive soul. Russell Baker dayearthfeel Change image and share on social
There is a growing literature about the multitude of journalism's problems, but most of it is concerned with the editorial side of the business, possibly because most people competent to write about journalism are not comfortable writing about finance. Russell Baker businesscomfortablecompetent share on social
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses. Russell Baker americamasseopiate Change image and share on social
The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any. Russell Baker fitnotionreal Change image and share on social
Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it. Russell Baker childgrowmake Change image and share on social
Americans like fat books and thin women. Russell Baker americanbookfat Change image and share on social
