Rod Stewart

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else.

I'm shrewd about money; I invest well and look after it. But it's in my nature to be generous. I look after people.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.