Top 42 Quotes by Christopher Morley

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all fled my mind; and it didn't seem to matter.

Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She is a visitor who leaves behind the gift of grief, the souvenir of pain.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.