Ukippers are the kinds of fools who haven't noticed they're sleep-walking towards fascism. Many UKIP candidates are of the age when their parents fought in the Second World War. Robert Webb agecandidatefascism Change image and share on social
To do comedy, you have to be a pretty good actor to start with. Robert Webb actorcomedygood Change image and share on social
He likes 'Confetti,' and he doesn't like 'Star Wars.' I think that just relieves us from the burden of ever having to take Mark Kermode seriously again. Robert Webb burdenconfettikermode Change image and share on social
I'm knackered. I'm knackered all the time. My stupid, tiny children wake me up at 5:48 A.M. every single morning. Robert Webb childknackermorning Change image and share on social
I've been sort of coasting on 'Peep Show.' So now it's kind of, 'When I grow up, I'm going to have to be an actor if I'm not careful.' Robert Webb actorcarefulcoast Change image and share on social
I'd kill to be 'Doctor Who.' Maybe they could make the Doctor two people? He has got two hearts, after all. Robert Webb doctorheartkill Change image and share on social
My mother died when I was 17, and I moved in with my dad to make a 12-month pig's ear of retaking my A-levels. Robert Webb daddieear Change image and share on social
I am a feminist. I don't especially care for the term, but there it is. Robert Webb carefeministterm Change image and share on social
My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party. Robert Webb birthdaycarakis Change image and share on social
It's odd because some actors are very scared of comedians. Robert Webb actorcomedianodd Change image and share on social
