I've been sort of coasting on 'Peep Show.' So now it's kind of, 'When I grow up, I'm going to have to be an actor if I'm not careful.' Robert Webb actorcarefulcoast Change image and share on social
I'd kill to be 'Doctor Who.' Maybe they could make the Doctor two people? He has got two hearts, after all. Robert Webb doctorheartkill Change image and share on social
I'm knackered. I'm knackered all the time. My stupid, tiny children wake me up at 5:48 A.M. every single morning. Robert Webb childknackermorning Change image and share on social
My mother died when I was 17, and I moved in with my dad to make a 12-month pig's ear of retaking my A-levels. Robert Webb daddieear Change image and share on social
When I look in the mirror, I see the ageing process at full pelt, the hairline in retreat, the bags under the eyes growing and darkening, that kind of thing. I suppose it would be easier if I weren't an actor, but I am fairly philosophical about it. Robert Webb actoragebag share on social
I was the youngest of three brothers by five years, so I spent most of my childhood playing alone, being Zorro or some other superhero, doing Lego, watching telly and riding my bike. Robert Webb bikebrotherchildhood Change image and share on social
My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party. Robert Webb birthdaycarakis Change image and share on social
It's odd because some actors are very scared of comedians. Robert Webb actorcomedianodd Change image and share on social
When I was 15, if Stephen Fry had advised me to trim my eyebrows with a Flymo, I would have given it serious consideration. Robert Webb adviseconsiderationeyebrow Change image and share on social
The only thing I've cooked while entertaining is stir-fry. Robert Webb cookentertainfry Change image and share on social