Top 80 Quotes by Robert Webb

About Robert Webb

These are some quotes by English author Robert Webb Comedian, who was born on September 29, 1972.

He likes 'Confetti,' and he doesn't like 'Star Wars.' I think that just relieves us from the burden of ever having to take Mark Kermode seriously again.

He likes 'Confetti,' and he doesn't like 'Star Wars.' I think that just relieves us from the burden of ever having to take Mark Kermode seriously again.

Robert Webb

I'm knackered. I'm knackered all the time. My stupid, tiny children wake me up at 5:48 A.M. every single morning.

I'm knackered. I'm knackered all the time. My stupid, tiny children wake me up at 5:48 A.M. every single morning.

Robert Webb

I've been sort of coasting on 'Peep Show.' So now it's kind of, 'When I grow up, I'm going to have to be an actor if I'm not careful.'

I've been sort of coasting on 'Peep Show.' So now it's kind of, 'When I grow up, I'm going to have to be an actor if I'm not careful.'

Robert Webb

I don't care where you went to school. There - have I made your day? No? All right, I'll go further: I also don't care what your dad did for a living or how your mum voted. Nor do I mind whether you ate your tea in front of the telly, dinner at the kitchen table, or supper in the dining room.

Robert Webb

I'd kill to be 'Doctor Who.' Maybe they could make the Doctor two people? He has got two hearts, after all.

I'd kill to be 'Doctor Who.' Maybe they could make the Doctor two people? He has got two hearts, after all.

Robert Webb

My mother died when I was 17, and I moved in with my dad to make a 12-month pig's ear of retaking my A-levels.

My mother died when I was 17, and I moved in with my dad to make a 12-month pig's ear of retaking my A-levels.

Robert Webb

I am a feminist. I don't especially care for the term, but there it is.

I am a feminist. I don't especially care for the term, but there it is.

Robert Webb

My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party.

My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party.

Robert Webb

It's odd because some actors are very scared of comedians.

It's odd because some actors are very scared of comedians.

Robert Webb

I'm feeling around for what happens in a post-'Peep Show' world.

I'm feeling around for what happens in a post-'Peep Show' world.

Robert Webb

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