I'm knackered. I'm knackered all the time. My stupid, tiny children wake me up at 5:48 A.M. every single morning. Robert Webb childknackermorning Change image and share on social
Mum was an amazing parent and my best pal. The tragedy of it, really, was that she died from breast cancer just as I was becoming a man, aged 17, and we were just starting to speak as adults. She was snatched away, and it felt cruel. She made me laugh. Robert Webb adultageamaze share on social
I don't care where you went to school. There - have I made your day? No? All right, I'll go further: I also don't care what your dad did for a living or how your mum voted. Nor do I mind whether you ate your tea in front of the telly, dinner at the kitchen table, or supper in the dining room. Robert Webb caredadday share on social
I'd kill to be 'Doctor Who.' Maybe they could make the Doctor two people? He has got two hearts, after all. Robert Webb doctorheartkill Change image and share on social
The female characters in 'Peep Show' are not 'strong': they are idiots. As idiotic as the men. Robert Webb characterfemaleidiot Change image and share on social
My mother died when I was 17, and I moved in with my dad to make a 12-month pig's ear of retaking my A-levels. Robert Webb daddieear Change image and share on social
I am a feminist. I don't especially care for the term, but there it is. Robert Webb carefeministterm Change image and share on social
When the Mac ad campaign was in full swing, I quickened my pace as I went past certain bus stops. My wife told me that she loyally took a piece of chewing gum off my nose once. Robert Webb buscampaignchew Change image and share on social
It's odd because some actors are very scared of comedians. Robert Webb actorcomedianodd Change image and share on social
I'm feeling around for what happens in a post-'Peep Show' world. Robert Webb feltpeeppost Change image and share on social