I'm knackered. I'm knackered all the time. My stupid, tiny children wake me up at 5:48 A.M. every single morning. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes child knacker morning
My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party. Robert Webb birthdaycarakis Change image and share on social
Mum was an amazing parent and my best pal. The tragedy of it, really, was that she died from breast cancer just as I was becoming a man, aged 17, and we were just starting to speak as adults. She was snatched away, and it felt cruel. She made me laugh. Robert Webb adultageamaze share on social
The female characters in 'Peep Show' are not 'strong': they are idiots. As idiotic as the men. Robert Webb characterfemaleidiot Change image and share on social
As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short. Michael Morpurgo attentionchildremember Change image and share on social
Do I sometimes hope I wake up in the morning and people are like, 'What's wrong with her? She looks emaciated.' Of course I would love that. I'm such a clothes whore, I would love the opportunity to be a hanger. But I think I'm more confident than I've ever felt in my life. Melissa McCarthy clotheconfidentemaciate share on social
I'm not on Twitter or Facebook and don't even use email. I don't trust computers: one day they'll all break down, and everyone will be knackered. Eric Bristow breakcomputerday Change image and share on social