Don't get me wrong - intellectual snobbery is vulgar and gauche. Robert Webb gaucheintellectualsnobbery Change image and share on social
I've been sort of coasting on 'Peep Show.' So now it's kind of, 'When I grow up, I'm going to have to be an actor if I'm not careful.' Robert Webb actorcarefulcoast Change image and share on social
Feminism isn't about hating men. It's about challenging the absurd gender distinctions that boys and girls learn from childhood and carry into their adult lives. Robert Webb absurdadultboy Change image and share on social
My childhood was as heavily gendered as any you would find in a working-class household in Lincolnshire. Robert Webb childhoodclassfind Change image and share on social
I think of myself as naturally idle. The trouble is, the 'nothing' that I do every day is not really nothing. I potter. I muck about with emails, I make coffee, I fiddle with my computer to make sure that the book I haven't started writing is perfectly synced across all platforms and devices. Robert Webb bookcoffeecomputer share on social
Ukippers are the kinds of fools who haven't noticed they're sleep-walking towards fascism. Many UKIP candidates are of the age when their parents fought in the Second World War. Robert Webb agecandidatefascism Change image and share on social
To do comedy, you have to be a pretty good actor to start with. Robert Webb actorcomedygood Change image and share on social
If I hadn't got into comedy, I wouldn't have met Abbey, my wife, and I wouldn't have my two girls, and the whole thing unravels. That's the thing about being basically - whisper it quietly - happy, is that you don't really want to change anything, because once you start changing stuff, then what you've got all disappears. Robert Webb abbeybasicallychange share on social
I'm knackered. I'm knackered all the time. My stupid, tiny children wake me up at 5:48 A.M. every single morning. Robert Webb childknackermorning Change image and share on social
I don't care where you went to school. There - have I made your day? No? All right, I'll go further: I also don't care what your dad did for a living or how your mum voted. Nor do I mind whether you ate your tea in front of the telly, dinner at the kitchen table, or supper in the dining room. Robert Webb caredadday share on social