Rob Delaney

On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you recognize as one human entity saying these things that he generally believes.

Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.

Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He's irresistible to me. I mean, seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.

I always dreamed of writing in an orchestral context. But when you finish a piece, you want to hear it. So we played everything with Phish.

Everything you listen to when you are 17 should be embarrassing, otherwise you are way too cool.

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.