Rob Delaney

On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you recognize as one human entity saying these things that he generally believes.

Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He's irresistible to me. I mean, seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.

Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.

Most detective story readers are an educated audience and know there are only a certain number of plots. The interest lies in what the writer does with them.

My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant.

We played a gig and we had a song that was offensive to people of the Jewish persuasion, and we led off with it, and they were offended by it, and that was that.