It's hard for me to get embarrassed, but the things that do embarrass me would be if anybody ever heard my wife and I talking in our robust, made-up language. Rob Delaney embarrasshardhear Change image and share on social
Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV shows, or a particular brand of shampoo? Rob Delaney brandcapableclever Change image and share on social
I want people to feel good about themselves. Rob Delaney feelgoodpeople Change image and share on social
The best thing you can do when you're not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk around, read a book, go talk to some birds or a dog and replenish the well, as it were. Rob Delaney birdbookdog share on social
I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage. Rob Delaney endlesslyfascinatemarriage Change image and share on social
But I also know in standup, there's nowhere to hide. You get on stage and you deliver, or you are eviscerated and you are thrown into a pile of bodies at the bottom of a mountain. Rob Delaney bodybottomdeliver Change image and share on social
It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up, so I sort of try to subversively undercut that. Rob Delaney bodyconspirecorporation Change image and share on social
Politicians, it's in their job description to just lie, every day. Rob Delaney daydescriptionjob Change image and share on social
The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live your life. When you're on Twitter, you're not living, and if you're not living, you're not taking in stimuli with which you can create new material. Rob Delaney civiliancomediancreate share on social
On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you recognize as one human entity saying these things that he generally believes. Rob Delaney believecohesivedad Change image and share on social
