Rob Delaney

On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you recognize as one human entity saying these things that he generally believes.

I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand in a room and smell the audience - and I love that!

Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.

Barack Obama is crazy sexy.

I don't really have time to watch too much, but I like 'Family Guy' and 'Entourage.' I'm also obsessed with the YouTube series 'Balls of Steel.' It's hilarious.

They said I couldn't play anything but an English boy. I knew I could. So I went to New York.