I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes friend mine oscar
I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day. Rob Corddry dayhangjinxing Change image and share on social
If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care. Rob Corddry carefineguy Change image and share on social
I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials. Rob Corddry collegecommercialremember Change image and share on social
We exist in this weirdly schizo culture, where sex is everywhere in the media, and yet, at the same time, you don't sit down and have a conversation about what you did in bed last night with your friends. Despite the ubiquity of sex, it's still a taboo when it comes to day-to-day conversation. Mary Roach bedconversationculture share on social
I have friends of mine that are actors or singers, and they're the classic guys where, they're onstage, and they're like, 'Okay, the blonde in the third row, seat 24, bring her to my dressing room.' I've never, never taken advantage of that, I swear to God. Jaime Camil actoradvantageblonde share on social
A lot of people give actors credit when they gain weight for a role in a drama when they win an Oscar, but when you're doing a sitcom, people don't give you a lot of credit, because you've got to keep your weight on for five or six years if it's successful. Mike O'Malley actorcreditdrama share on social