Top 31 Quotes by Rob Corddry

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.