Popular Quotes

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.

Never trust sheep.

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

Never trust the artist. Trust the tale. The proper function of the critic is to save the tale from the artist who created it.

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.

Never try to leap from a standstill.

Never try to make the same record twice, even when people are screaming for the same sound.

Never try to negotiate with anyone after he or she has eaten. People are best persuaded on an empty stomach. And forget power breakfasts. There is no convincing anyone of anything before 10 A.M.

Never turn down a job because you think it's too small; you don't know where it can lead.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.