Top 202 Quotes by Penn Jillette

About Penn Jillette

These are some quotes by American author Penn Jillette Entertainer, who was born on March 5, 1955.

The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.

The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.

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I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there.

I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there.

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I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt you.

I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt you.

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Every day, TV, newspapers, and the Internet bombard us with a message that we're destroying the earth. Ice caps are melting, rivers are dying, polar bears are drowning, and trees are doing something.

Every day, TV, newspapers, and the Internet bombard us with a message that we're destroying the earth. Ice caps are melting, rivers are dying, polar bears are drowning, and trees are doing something.

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I'm really happy with all the art that was inspired by religion, and I think I'd be tickled to little tiny pieces if art in the future was inspired by other things.

I'm really happy with all the art that was inspired by religion, and I think I'd be tickled to little tiny pieces if art in the future was inspired by other things.

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Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.'

Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.'

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I'm totally against straight marriage - even though I'm married. I don't think heterosexual marriage is any of the government's business.

I'm totally against straight marriage - even though I'm married. I don't think heterosexual marriage is any of the government's business.

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Once you have somebody that is telling you, 'We are interpreting God for you,' it seems like you either agree or you don't. You either say, like Martin Luther, 'I'm going to have a direct relationship with the word of God,' or I'm going to go through a conduit of God on Earth,' which would be the Pope.

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I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.

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I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

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