I'm totally against straight marriage - even though I'm married. I don't think heterosexual marriage is any of the government's business. Penn Jillette businessgovernmentheterosexual Change image and share on social
I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things. Penn Jillette bascolordrum Change image and share on social
I am a huge fan of proselytizing. I am a huge fan of speaking your mind. The only way we can share the universe... is by talking very strongly about what we believe. Penn Jillette fanhugemind Change image and share on social
I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules. Penn Jillette catholicchristianexception Change image and share on social
I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage. Penn Jillette comedianmagicianonstage Change image and share on social
Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful. Penn Jillette bookbroadwayhave Change image and share on social
America was founded on Christians not trusting each other, and they sometimes seemed more willing to reach out to the godless than to someone from another sect. Penn Jillette americachristianfound Change image and share on social
Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president. Penn Jillette competentdisagreeobama Change image and share on social
When you're watching Psycho, there' s that moment when you have a visceral reaction to watching someone being stabbed. And then you have the intellectual revelation that you're not, and that's where the celebration comes in. Penn Jillette celebrationintellectualmoment share on social
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.' Penn Jillette endfailurefunny Change image and share on social
