I don't want people who are in poverty, in pain, or suffering, to suffer because it's for their own good and they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps. I want to help them. I want us all to help them. Penn Jillette bootstrapgoodpain share on social
Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful. Penn Jillette bookbroadwayhave Change image and share on social
People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical. Penn Jillette billbragcynic Change image and share on social
We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known. Penn Jillette opinionpeopleperformer Change image and share on social
Believing there's no God means I can't really be forgiven except by kindness and faulty memories. That's good; it makes me want to be more thoughtful. I have to try to treat people right the first time around. Penn Jillette believefaultyforgive share on social
I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things. Penn Jillette bascolordrum Change image and share on social
I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with a wave of hand. Penn Jillette daydismisshand Change image and share on social
I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil. Penn Jillette evilgamelead Change image and share on social
Everybody is designing magic iPhone apps that do things that are really, really beautiful, but a really important thing about magic is that the gimmick has to be ugly. Penn Jillette appbeautifuldesign Change image and share on social
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.' Penn Jillette endfailurefunny Change image and share on social
