Asking someone else to do something immoral is immoral. Penn Jillette immoral Change image and share on social
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.' Penn Jillette endfailurefunny Change image and share on social
Building a professional relationship on respect as opposed to affection is a very good idea. Running your art projects the way you'd run a dry-cleaning business is also a really good idea. You shouldn't go into work like you're going on a date, like you're hanging out with friends. Penn Jillette affectionartbuild share on social
People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical. Penn Jillette billbragcynic Change image and share on social
We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known. Penn Jillette opinionpeopleperformer Change image and share on social
The skills that we have are the actual magic skills - not the performing skills. We have to separate those. But the actual skills that make the tricks work, we don't get to use again. Penn Jillette actualmagicmake Change image and share on social
My body really, really wanted to reproduce when I was 15. It took a lot of civilization, socialization, willpower and some emulsion polymerization technology for me not to reproduce at 15. Penn Jillette bodycivilizationemulsion Change image and share on social
Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful. Penn Jillette bookbroadwayhave Change image and share on social
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. Penn Jillette cheesycolddead Change image and share on social
