I don't want people who are in poverty, in pain, or suffering, to suffer because it's for their own good and they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps. I want to help them. I want us all to help them. Penn Jillette bootstrapgoodpain share on social
People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical. Penn Jillette billbragcynic Change image and share on social
We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known. Penn Jillette opinionpeopleperformer Change image and share on social
I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books. Penn Jillette bathtubbookdark Change image and share on social
As much as I disagreed with every second of 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' the fact that it is out made me jump for joy. Penn Jillette disagreefactfahrenheit Change image and share on social
This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it's more money than my dad, a jail guard, made in his lifetime; more money than I'll ever need. Penn Jillette coupledaddollar share on social
I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with a wave of hand. Penn Jillette daydismisshand Change image and share on social
I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil. Penn Jillette evilgamelead Change image and share on social
I get along so much better with fundamentalist Christians than I do with wishy-washy liberals, who want everyone to get along. Penn Jillette christianfundamentalistliberal Change image and share on social
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.' Penn Jillette endfailurefunny Change image and share on social
