I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes comedian magician onstage
I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away. Penn Jillette actcounterfear Change image and share on social
I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things. Penn Jillette bascolordrum Change image and share on social
The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth. Penn Jillette hardmagicsecret Change image and share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social
I think people know Steve Jobs the showman. I think people know the guy who stood up and gave the keynotes. The magician. The salesman. Ashton Kutcher giveguyjob Change image and share on social
I have friends of mine that are actors or singers, and they're the classic guys where, they're onstage, and they're like, 'Okay, the blonde in the third row, seat 24, bring her to my dressing room.' I've never, never taken advantage of that, I swear to God. Jaime Camil actoradvantageblonde share on social