If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes alcohol dinner drug
I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away. Penn Jillette actcounterfear Change image and share on social
I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things. Penn Jillette bascolordrum Change image and share on social
The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth. Penn Jillette hardmagicsecret Change image and share on social
Whoever grows angry amid troubles applies a drug worse than the disease and is a physician unskilled about misfortunes. Sophocles amidangryapply Change image and share on social
I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack. Sid Waddell badballdinner Change image and share on social
Once you avoid the things that accelerate aging like smoking, obesity, excessive alcohol consumption, and excessive sun exposure, you've done about as much as you can to influence your aging process. S. Jay Olshansky accelerateagingalcohol Change image and share on social